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笨蛋千金小姐,千里大逃殺

                                                                              
   老弟老妹拿著手電筒在外頭搜尋,其實我心裡已經涼了一大半,家裏的地理環境
是在是空曠兼荒涼的無以復加,小傢伙真要跑,我們哪裡找的到?就算是偏室內一點,
眾多機器雜物環繞,死角特多,她不出來誰知道她躲在哪裡啊!!!
                                                                               
  結果咧,我在出哭來的前一秒,發現它待在貓籠上方的某大型機器上...........
                                                                               
在最高點,喵都不喵一聲,一顆毛頭東張西望,一臉無辜..............
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
..............我當場不知道要哭還是要笑(攤手)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 或許她在外頭蹓躂時被家裏兩隻大笨狗嚇著了,抱回籠子裡時對我沒啥戒心乖乖給抱,
對狗則非常警戒。
                                                                               
                                                                               
   老妹一口咬定兩隻笨蛋狗做x心虛,不知怎地老擠在貓籠前,臉卻別開一臉『裝沒事』
                                                                               
   因此老妹理所當然對兩隻狗一頓好念。
                                                                            
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   嘎嗶的據點是鋸木屑的輸送帶,所以咧,某喵身上黏滿了木屑,加上口水,
                                                                               
髒的要命,老妹見了嘖嘖大讚:『你慘了你,今晚沒人要抱你了』
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
至於貓不在貓籠的起因,其實是我爹娘把小傢伙抱出來炫耀..
                                                                               
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   剛好是回北部的前一天,就這樣搞到半夜兩點才能睡,我也懶得處理嘎嗶身上
的髒汙了,與某人回到北部後,乾脆你抓腳我拿剃刀,合力把嘎嗶的肚子跟尾巴
剃了了事......
                                                                               
   所以現在?
                                                                               
   嘎嗶放出去說是家貓可能沒人要信,關於把嘎嗶剃醜這件事我可是很有自信的!
                                                                               
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  學生不剪頭髮,我說再不剪就借老師試試貓剪剃人頭的效果怎樣,
                                                                               
同事馬上轉頭對學生說:
                                                                               
   『我勸你馬上去剪,你不知道這個老師把他的貓剃得有多醜!』
                                                                                
                               

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